is it hi or hey?
is it hi or hey?

hi hi I'm emily and I have no life so expect a lot of troye and teen wolf bye

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58
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  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no
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I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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Imagine your icon constantly following you around, telling horribly bad puns.

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I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

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My style is black and it’s expensive

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Calum didn’t do the Ice Challenge.

Luke didn’t do the ice challenge.

Michael didn’t do the ice challenge.

I now know who is the coolest one in the band.


Was that pun intended

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feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

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When you step in something on the floor with bare feet

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