is it hi or hey?
is it hi or hey?

hi hi I'm emily and I have no life so expect a lot of troye and teen wolf bye

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via fake-mermaid)

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captainsuperspiderman:

sippingonpussyjuice:

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

why are these so real

I am a bitter ho gosh you know me so well

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ricekrispyjoints:

so the high school i’m teaching at is offering an empowerment workshop for girls

and some male students asked where was the male empowerment workshop

and I said ”Our entire society is a male empowerment workshop. Look around you.”

and they got realllll quiet

(via my-llama-tears)

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witchomo:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

(via my-llama-tears)

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combusticate:

a new york

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time’s

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best selling

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author

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yep

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he’s famous

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so proper and well behaved

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john green everybody.

that’s john green.

(via slayme-troyeslayvan)

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