is it hi or hey?
is it hi or hey?

hi hi I'm emily and I have no life so expect a lot of troye and teen wolf bye

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walking a drunk friend like

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lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

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coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

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in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

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spookitygirl:

it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard

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